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Thursday, December 17, 2009,12:01 AM

Lame, but who the fuck cares.

One day, when I'm not so lazy.. and when my printer is full of ink..

I'm going to print out all my blogspot entries, and put them into a scrapbook.. staple them or put them away somewhere.. and then I'm gonna delete my blogspot and keep myself free from the scary world of internet exposure.

Why ? Well, if you really think about it. Having no Facebook or blogspot can really benefit the future. I would explain why, but today I don't have the energy to.

(On another note....... Sadly, I got twitter in November. and I do not know how to manage it.. but once again, my fellow convertist, Danny Trinh made me try it.. and it's still fucking stupid.. Well, I guess it's okay.. but I'm not so crazy about it. You see, I'm not really fascinated by the whole "I'm doing this, your doing that" thing anymore. I really don't give a shit. Seriously, who the fuck currs what I have going in my life. Shit.)

Oh and about Facebook... 2 months free and still going strong ! I love life without it ! ..Truth be told, I certainly do miss it. But then agian, I don't. :)

Uhm, but unfortunetly, I have to get it back in February for debut invites. Sad. I don't want to, but I need to get contact from those certain other individuals. Sucks.

Labels: blah, bye bye, maybe

Monday, May 4, 2009,12:04 AM

30 things guys need to know about girls. (stolen from Mr. Lawrence Teves ! : D)

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...
they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls
tell each other everything about everything. Trust me,
they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends.
Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and
a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they
laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're
going out with you in the first place, it's because they
like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends
that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends
that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...
most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of
them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything,
but they do discuss these things with their friends.
Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all
the time, everyone will know about it and your friends
will know you're a *****.

11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much?
Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from
her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts,
and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can.
If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you
aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to
kick the **** out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours,
pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way.
Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb"
or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't
care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their
pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to
their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make
sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and
it really does make them feel like ****, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing
her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce
her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They
really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it
for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling,
be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her
birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday
or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be
expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last,
don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you
draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they
really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend
who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility,
priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it,
most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be
lost in a nanosecond.

Labels: lol i lie, maybe, this ones for the idiots